I swore I would not go there, but I have.
I have made a transgenicprose
But before we get to it, let me tl;dr a couple things:
First off, this was inspired largely by a semi-recent conversation with Tao about how, RP-wise, men are terribly inconsistent in Tifa's and Jill's lives -- and when I kept hearing this song on the radio, long story short, I decided to do a kinda goofy video about how awesome the ladies of TP are while showing how mean, irritating, and/or useless their men are (...for the most part BD)
Secondly, A TRILLION LESS-THAN-THREES TO MY SISTERS, who let me borrow their bigger/better/faster computer to do this, which saved me a lot of time, stress, and tears.
Finally, my goal here was to include as many past and present TP muses as possible, primarily females -- and while I started out figuring I could easily include anyone with an onscreen canon, I ended up actually planning parts of the video more completely than I thought and running short on time, SO, to sum it up, there are a few characters I didn't get to include. ;; But hey, I did what I could with what I was given, aight.
Oh, and if you hate country music, too bad. |D
SO, without further ado ( LyricsCollapse )( Cast/sources (best to read after watching)Collapse )