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[FMV] 'SUP, LADIES
YES PLZ DO WANT NAO
its_game_time wrote in transgenicprose
I swore I would not go there, but I have.

I have made a transgenicprose-themed FMV.

But before we get to it, let me tl;dr a couple things:

First off, this was inspired largely by a semi-recent conversation with Tao about how, RP-wise, men are terribly inconsistent in Tifa's and Jill's lives -- and when I kept hearing this song on the radio, long story short, I decided to do a kinda goofy video about how awesome the ladies of TP are while showing how mean, irritating, and/or useless their men are (...for the most part BD).

Secondly, A TRILLION LESS-THAN-THREES TO MY SISTERS, who let me borrow their bigger/better/faster computer to do this, which saved me a lot of time, stress, and tears.

Finally, my goal here was to include as many past and present TP muses as possible, primarily females -- and while I started out figuring I could easily include anyone with an onscreen canon, I ended up actually planning parts of the video more completely than I thought and running short on time, SO, to sum it up, there are a few characters I didn't get to include. ;; But hey, I did what I could with what I was given, aight.

Oh, and if you hate country music, too bad. |D

SO, without further ado




Lyrics: "Good Girl" by Carrie Underwood

Hey, good girl
With your head in the clouds
I bet you I can tell you
What you’re thinkin' about
You'll see a good boy
Gonna give you the world
But he’s gonna leave you cryin'
With your heart in the dirt

His lips are dripping honey
But he’ll sting you like a bee
So lock up all your loving
Go and throw away the key

Hey good girl
Get out while you can
I know you think you got a good man

Why, why you gotta be so blind?
Won’t you open up your eyes?
It’s just a matter of time 'til you find
He’s no good, girl
No good for you
You better get to getting on your goodbye shoes and go, go, go...
Better listen to me
He’s low, low, low...

Hey, good girl
You got a heart of gold
You want a white wedding
And a hand you can hold
Just like you should, girl
Like every good girl does
Want a fairytale ending, somebody to love

But he’s really good at lying
Yeah, he’ll leave you in the dust
'Cause when he says forever
Well, it don’t mean much
Hey good girl
So good for him
Better back away honey
You don’t know where he’s been

Why, why you gotta be so blind?
Won’t you open up your eyes?
It’s just a matter of time 'til you find
He’s no good, girl
No good for you
You better get to getting on your goodbye shoes and go, go, go...
Yeah yeah yeah, he’s low
Yeah yeah yeah

Oh, He’s no good, girl
Why can’t you see?
He’ll take your heart and break it
Listen to me, yeah

Why, why you gotta be so blind?
Won’t you open up your eyes?
It’s just a matter of time 'til you find
He’s no good, he’s no good

Won’t you open up your eyes?
It’s just a matter of time 'til you find
He’s no good, girl
He’s no good for you
You better get to getting on your goodbye shoes



CAST

Ace Attorney - Mia, Kay, Miles, Gumshoe, Franziska, some cops

Bleach - Soi Fon, Yoruichi, Hiyori

D. Gray-Man - Kanda

Death Note - Light, Misa

Devil May Cry - Dante, Trish

Disney - Silvermist

DOGS - Naoto, that sleazy guy

Final Fantasy - Tifa, Cloud, Loz

Naruto - Tsunade, Jiraiya, Sakura, Sasuke, Tenten, the Nej

Resident Evil (canon) - Ada, Wesker, Jill, Chris, Claire, Krauser, Leon, Excella. Sheva's kind of in there for like half a second, so her, too.

Resident Evil (films) - the sad, sad shell of a canon character, a Mary-Sue, and some psycho, pointless hillbilly!hobos

Sin City - Miho, some cannon fodder

Soul Calibur - Hilde, Siegfried's shoulder

Tales of Symphonia - Zelos, Emil

Tales of the Abyss - Luke, Tear, Anise, Sync

Tales of Vesperia - Estelle, Flynn, Yuri, Judith, Rita

Teen Titans - Raven, Robin

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles - Sakura, Fai, some guy I don't know Sakura's pseudo-incestual-omg-OTP-forever-because-fandom-says-it's-okay significant other (but not really), Syaoran

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Oh, but I love country~ And it's a pretty awesome song. Miss Underwood's always been a good source of fem-power.

Yay! :D And lol yes, she has. I refer to her as the country version of Three Days Grace, considering a lot of her songs are so angry and/or rockin'. |D

...If that's the case, then I'll definitely have to check her out. We both know how much I enjoy TDG. ^__~

Also, since you're crediting Tenten for those two seconds, you should probs credit Neji too. Since he was also in those two seconds. :D?

...HERP A DERP, I forgot! TY. |D

.....LMAO "THE NEJ" X'DDDD

IT'S WHAT WE CALL HIM 'ROUND THESE PARTS, K

|D

ANOTHER THING I FORGOT -- did you notice that I used Tifa at both lines "lock up all your lovin'" and "you got a heart of gold?"

|D

IT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED TO WORK OUT THAT WAY, IDEK

I DID NOTICE THAT! - It made me feel all warm and squishy and smiley when I realized it the second time I watched it. Just all "...Awwww! ;w; ♥"

IT WAS YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, I'M ALMOST SURE OF IT.

YAY

I'M SURE IT WAS. I wanted to use her for that "lock up all your lovin'" line anyway because I thought back to when you made the comment "she's called Lockhart for a reason," so... YOU TOTES INFLUENCED IT.

ALTERNATIVELY.

This post made me wanna go back and get clips of her all BA and Epic. And thus far, I've got a good part of the Three-Tails Arc of her awesome... Huh. Looks like it's time to do some more iconning. :D

IN ANY CASE, I'M OK WITH BEING INFLUENTIAL.



HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS VIDEO UNTIL JUST THIS VERY MOMENT?!??!??

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE BEEN AWAY IN STAR-WARS-LAND

BUT STILL

I JUST

JUST

IT'S COOL, I FIGURED YOU WERE BUSY IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY

AND AW YEAH LOTR.GIF

+2000 FEEL-AWESOME POINTS RITE NAO

D'AWWW-ing FOREVS @ THE FAI/SAKU-NESS~ ♥♥♥

And ALL of it is amazing, but the timing @ 2:09 - 2:12 is SO, SO PERFECT I JUST KSFJDKJALSKDF;



+ LOLOL FOREVER @ Zelos' lyrics being "he's no good" and "YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN" FFFFFFFFFFF X"DDDDDDDDDDD

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT <33

Heee, ty! It's amazing what turns up when you play around with/reorganize scenes and see what happens -- that's probably my favorite part of the video. |D

MWAHAHAHA I'M GLAD YOU CAUGHT THOSE XDDD HE WAS SERIOUSLY MY FIRST AND IMMEDIATE THOUGHT FOR THE "DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN" LINE AND I JUST *HAD* TO MAKE IT WORK XD

YESSSSS LOVELOVELOVE CANNOT GET ENOUGH aksjdf;lk the part where she peeks around the corner at him and he looks over at her and she smiles all soft-like at the beginninnnnnnnnng~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

It's ALL just so well-thought-out! "Hey good boy" for Flynn, + "better listen to me, he's low" & "he'll leave you in the dust" for Sync, + the Fai/Saku EPIC HAND-KISS OF ULTIMATE CUTENESS @ "and a hand you can hold", AND AND AND SO PERFECT Fai fake-smiling @ "he's really good at lyin'" ETERNAL KUDOS AND LESS-THAN-THREES TO YOU FOR THAT <33333333333333333333333333333

8DDD Eeee, I'm totes glad you think so! It's been forever since I made any sort of FMV, so I wasn't sure how well I could pull it off, but to have all you guys like it makes me feel awesome and fuzzy. :'D <333

Like I stated above, I wish I could've fit more characters in, but I'd planned most of the song from the get-go and filled in the spaces in between with who/whatever fit while going for diversity as much as possible, but. At the end of the day, three and a half minutes goes by pretty quickly, lol. And several times I felt like Ada was stealing the show a bit, but GOSH DARN IT SHE FIT TOO WELL, OKAY.

Also, I know including ALICE was random as all get-out, but... considering all the OTHER choruses had the ladies showing off their awesome, it was only FAIR that ALICE get a chorus ~ALL TO HERSELF~ to demonstrate just how competent she is, yes? B]

And it wasn't until KC and I were talking about the video that I realized it showcases both Wesker and Sync kicking little girls around. |D

A+++ all-around, bb. <3

...LOL, that is a beautiful, terrible parallel. X'D I APPROVE~

Ah, and this does not matter at ALL, but JSYK, "some guy you don't know" from TRC...is actually Sakura's CANON/FATED/ZOMG WORD-OF-GOD-SAID ONLY-PERSON-FOR-HER-EVER guy, Syaoran.

...Er, sort-of, anyway. TRC gets confusing, because there's time-travel and loads of magic and dimension-hopping and twins and not-quite-twins and CLONES and asdfklajsdklfj SENSE, I AM NOT SURE IT MAKES MUCH IN THE END, RLY



.......PLUS you find out in the end that Syaoran/Sakura is actually sort-of...pseudo-incest, in that...she's the version of his mom...in another dimension. Because in TRC there are LOADS of dimensions/worlds and most have "versions" of the people from your own original world in them...so yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah I was more or less okay with SyaoSaku from the off, just because Sakura cared about him SO much, but when I learned that.......I jumped ship like it was ON FIRE while sinking AND being attacked by aliens and Godzilla at the same time. B| Because alternate dimension or not, UH, JUST NO.

So YEAH, FAISAKU FTW, CLAMP CAN TAKE THEIR "FATE" OR "DESTINY" OR WTF-EVER AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

Edited at 2012-04-13 11:42 pm (UTC)

...

PFFFFT

Yeah, uh, no. Alternate dimensions or not, that's still... yeah. No. 8| wtf, fandom.

/FIXES CREDITS

HAD TO SWITCH TO KANDA TO FIND AN APPROPRIATELY DISGUSTED/IRRITATED ICON |D

...Yeah, well. That's just CLAMP for you. B| Because ~THEY SUPPORT/REPRESENT ALL KINDS OF LOVE!!1!1oneoneone!!!~ Even if they are CLEARLY gross and wrong, like incest. OH, and there's actually pedophilia in Card Captor Sakura! Sakura's at-LEAST-twenty-something forth grade teacher...is SEEKRITLY ENGAGED to one of Sakura's classmates...and we're supposed to believe that OH YES, THEIR LOVE IS PURE AND HE HASN'T TOUCHED HER AND WON'T UNTIL SHE'S OLDER but yeeeeeeah no what NORMAL ADULT MALE falls in love with a ten-year-old? Somethin' ain't right there at all. B|;;;;;

... D'8

why

why would you do that

AT ALL, but especially in something children could watch

It's one thing if it's like the fifteenth century and they are BETROTHED or some crap, but yeah, no, you are NOWHERE NEAR NORMAL if you're all up in that and claiming ~LOVE~ or something

NO

NONONONONO

ugh

ide

I KNOW, RIGHT

I JUST

AFTER THAT, I think...they should be disqualified

in coming up with ANY OTPs

like, FOREVER

which is why NOOOONE of their "word of God" pairings...really matter to me in the least and are so easy for me to disregard, because OBVS. ALL THEIR TASTE IS IN THEIR MOUTHS B|

Edited at 2012-04-17 12:38 am (UTC)

Yeaaaaah, after that, they should just.

Fail at life.

STRAIGHT TO PRISON JAIL, PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

+ If you watched that video I told you to watch of Fai trolling...mostly everyone, lmao, then you'll see how he and Kurogane interact most of the time...and yet, stupid fangirls still insist that they are ZOMP OTP CANON!!!

And...

All I can say to that is, just...

...

".......RIGHT, I WILL BE OVER HERE REJECTING YOUR "REALITY" AND SUBSTITUTING MY OWN FLUFFY FAISAKU-FILLED ONE INSTEAD." |3


Edited at 2012-04-16 02:40 am (UTC)

HEEE THE TROLLING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL X'DDD

FFFFF

I THINK WE NEED SOME ITACHI-ESQUE MONOLOGUE UP IN HUR ABOUT HOW REALITY IS JUST WHAT YOU PERCEIVE TO BE TRUE SO THEREFORE THE STRICT DEFINITION OF REALITY IS ACTUALLY RATHER QUESTIONABLE

SO NOW YOU SEE THAT THAT IS HOW HE IS, I AM NOT JUST TROLLING YOU/YOUR CHARACTERS TO TROLL YOU |3

.......SO. ITACHI IS SORT-OF...AN EXISTENTIALIST, THEN? 8|a Be funnier if he went in for Solipsism instead--THAT is one HILARIOUS can of philosophical worms right there. X'D

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